Batman vs King kong.

I was thinking about +BATMAN  (while procrastinating) and how he doesn't have any super-powers but he still beats the crap out of everyone, even super-strong villains with electrical powers who can fly and look like giant bugs. I was reading this comic where he beat the crap out of Superman, which is impressive even though he wore a suit of armor and had help from Green Arrow and a big chunk of kryptonite.

Batman knows so much stuff that if he ever went on KBC, he would just never lose. It would just go on forever and ever, and even +amitab bachan  would get bored. I wonder if they would let him on the show with his mask and everything? It would be interesting, especially on the part of the show where BigB had to schmooze the contestants.

Big B : "So, Batman, do you ever take that mask off?"

          Batman : "Only when I have to."

Big B : "Oh? Ha-ha! And when would that be?"

          Batman : "I need sleep. But justice never sleeps. I am the night, I am the fear of dead things,of damnthings, crushing the bones of injustice as it..."

Big B : okay! Yeh raha aapka agla sawaal *yawns*

And then I was thinking about King Kong , that +King Kong  could probably beat Batman. And wouldn't it be awesome if Batman had to fight King Kong on the planet of apes 

I wonder what the talking apes or the working apes would think about Kong? One one hand, to them, a wild ape would seem like a retarded second grader to them; on the other hand, it seems like Kong is big enough to eat the talking apes by the handful.

So I don't think the apes would be on Kong's side, but obviously they wouldn't be on Batman's side, either. Maybe they would throw Kong and Batman into a death-match cage. Or maybe it would wind up a three-way death-match between Batman, Kong, and an army of talking gorillas with rifles. That would be awesome.

And now that I'm thinking about, I bet Batman would still win.